The Girl with No Arms and No Legs

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A girl with no arms and no legs is sitting on a beach chair in Florida.
A man walks by and she ask the man "Mister, I have never been kissed, will you kiss me?"
The guy thinks for a second and kisses her out of pity.
Another man walks by a few minutes later and the girl asks him "Mister, I have never had my pussy licked, will you lick my pussy?"
The guy thinks for a second and decides to eat her out.
The next man walks by and the girl asks "Mister, I have never been fucked before, will you fuck me?"
Without thinking the man picks up the girl and throws her in the ocean then says "OK your fucked!"
 
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