The Great Willie Nelson

[Hedgehog]

Whether or not you are a country music fan,
these are truly the words of a deep thinker,
and a highly intelligent person.
So simple, yet so profound!
Read the words of wisdom from that famous philosopher,
Willie Nelson, iconic country and western singer,
on his 80th birthday below his esteemed portrait.
Only a man with such wisdom and maturity
could be so concise and succinct in phrasing his feelings
at this turning point in his life.

"I have outlived my pecker."
A Poem - by Willie Nelson.
My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out.
What used to be my pride and joy,
Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring.
But now I've got a full time job,
To find the friggin thing.
It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave.
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!

 

[Sempai]

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Greetings

 

[DasTiger]

Willie Nelson joke.....

A woman who loves Rock and Roll goes to a tattoo parlor to get the image of Elvis tattooed on the inside of right thigh and an image of John Lennon on her left thigh. After the tattoos are finished she goes out side and wanting to show someone her new art she walks up to a drunk sitting on the curb. She lifts her skirt showing her artwork and all her other glory and asks the drunk, "Do you like my new tattoos and tributes to rock and Roll?"

The drunk looks up, looks at her tattoos and says, " Lady, I don't know who those two other guys are, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson and he's a country singer......"

 

[Hedgehog]

Willie Nelson joke.....

A woman who loves Rock and Roll goes to a tattoo parlor to get the image of Elvis tattooed on the inside of right thigh and an image of John Lennon on her left thigh. After the tattoos are finished she goes out side and wanting to show someone her new art she walks up to a drunk sitting on the curb. She lifts her skirt showing her artwork and all her other glory and asks the drunk, "Do you like my new tattoos and tributes to rock and Roll?"

The drunk looks up, looks at her tattoos and says, " Lady, I don't know who those two other guys are, but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson and he's a country singer......"

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