mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

Thinking about having a late night snack.
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Can you spell " Angioplasty"? You might wanna learn to...
 
What do you call a lost wolf?
A where wolf.
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This is ridiculous! It's July 8th and and people are still setting off fireworks!
One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire!
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At my age "friends with benefits," is someone who can drive at night.
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My grocery list is just a piece of paper that says "snacks.:
 
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I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the ban from us and told my friend,
"That's us in ten years."
He said, "That's a mirror dip shit."
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Remember when air was free and now it's $1.50?
Do you know why?
Inflation.
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Lost big at the horse races last night.
They're all so much faster than me!
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I was hooked on auctions
after only going once...going twice...
 
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