"The raven himself is hoarse that croaks the fatal entrance of Duncan beneath my battlements"- Lady Macbeth
"Our castle's strength will laugh a siege to scorn"- Macbeth
All quiet in the castle hall- "Where be your jibes now, your gambols, your songs, your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on aroar?"- Hamlet to the skull of Yorick, the King's jester
Okay I'll bail out and hope the chute snags on something..
Drat again, the chute won't snag..
Hey I see there are some ladders up there that I couldn't reach, I ain't bleddy Spiderman..
Boom, the chopper crashes in the trees..oops sorry guys I forgot i was supposed to be pilot.
Local villagers for miles around look up and think "There's some weird sh*t going on up there"..
Long walk home for me now, i'll probably not make it in time for tea (sniffle)..
This remote unnamed hamlet is called 'Badville' by Coalition troops because not only does it sit in the Badlands, but it also attracts the scum of the earth,- bandits, thieves, murderers, fugitives, politicians etc..