Ted, It is fast moving modern world and often such a news story goes like the speed of light skip the book and straight direct to the silver screen.
And so it was just now as the lights on my office phone started flashing like the muzzle on a Bren Gun as calls came in from Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese and J.J. Abrams! I was right off tough to deal with and represented you and Bootie well. Good news: You both get to play yourselves! No! Not
WITH yourselves (different rating movie!).
Bad news: I went round and round with those dang studio lawyers and well we can keep the actual breast feeding scenes. It was close call....I had to twist it on the survival/nature side of it and so we gotta do it as a national geographic film!
Worst news: These dang actor's unions were so pissed you guys got to be yourselves that Dolly aint in it, nor anyone that looks like Dolly. ...sorry lads. Leading lady in the film.................
Whoopi Goldberg!
But I did negotiate the use of a set of "stunt tits" to save you guys the humiliation!
Filming starts in Norway in the early fall....