mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
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Fact or fiction?
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Copy that!
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Oh, if only it was true.
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My wife today in Lidls…. Walks up to a bloke stacking shelves and says
“Excuse me, where do you keep your nuts?”
Bloke looks embarrassed and before he can muster a reply the wife swiftly says
“ I meant where’s do you keep cashew nuts?”
“Excuse me, where do you keep your nuts?”
Bloke looks embarrassed and before he can muster a reply the wife swiftly says
“ I meant where’s do you keep cashew nuts?”
Yeah, it's hardly the green movement but I get it. Sad but true
"In God We Trust. All others we track". - U.S.Navy
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Young lady doing a survey door to door one evening knocks on a door
“Good evening sir, can I ask your name?”
“Brigadier Ponsonby Smythe young lady”
“ Thankyou Brigadier, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?”
“ Fire away dear”
“Can I ask when was the last time you made love”
“1945” came the reply
“Goodness sir, that was a long time ago “
Brigadier looks at his watch….
“ Nonsense , it’s only 20.45 now!!”
“Good evening sir, can I ask your name?”
“Brigadier Ponsonby Smythe young lady”
“ Thankyou Brigadier, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?”
“ Fire away dear”
“Can I ask when was the last time you made love”
“1945” came the reply
“Goodness sir, that was a long time ago “
Brigadier looks at his watch….
“ Nonsense , it’s only 20.45 now!!”
Uh, no?
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Waay ahead of him.
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