mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

[steve]

 

[Gunner]

 

[Nelson1812]

Thought mTk may like this one...

 

[JP48]

LOVE IT!!!

 

[mTk]

I don't know the science behind it, but if you are totally naked
and you want to feel even more naked all you have to do is
put on some shoes.

 

[chiquichops]

I don't know the science behind it, but if you are totally naked
and you want to feel even more naked all you have to do is
put on some shoes.

I tried it, so true. Formal leather shoes work best.

 

[mTk]

 

[Hedgehog]

 

[steve]

Man goes to the doctor....
"Doc, I keep having these horrible dreams"
Doc
"Tell me, what happens in these dreams?"
Man
"All these beautiful naked women keep running towards me and I keep pushing them back"
Doc
"What can I do about that?"
Man
"Pleeeease.........can't you just my arms off!!"

 

[steve]

Man goes to the doctor ...
Doctor
"What seems to be the problem sir?"
Man
"I've broken my arm in several places"
Doc
"Well.......don't go back to those places!!"

 

[mTk]

Aw, shucks.
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[mTk]

When you start committing crimes just to get caught.
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[steve]

When you start committing crimes just to get caught.
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Mamma Mia!!!

 

[mTk]

Not guilty.
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[Hedgehog]

 

[mTk]

 

[Hedgehog]

I once bought a record of different wasp sounds from around the world. When I played it, I thought this doesn’t sound like wasps. Then I realised I was playing the B side.

 

[steve]

Why are pirates called pirates…..
Because they aaaarrrrrrrrrr

 

[mTk]

 

[Nort]