More "Pearls before Swine"
That Seems Fair
- Thread starter mTk
- Start date
Eight years a Maccas worker (Aussie slang for McDonalds) through my student years and this is the intelligence of some of the customers.
..and I'm sure some of those customers looked down on ya with disdain as nothing more than a burger flipper.
Actually yes. Was one time a mother told her kid that you 'he needed to work hard at school or he'd end up here' pointing to me as I cleaned up outside area. I walked up and said 'I'm currently studying a double degree at university' plus some other words.
Also had four marriage proposals. Two from staff after cooking for them and two from people coming through drive through - one was drunk and the other was deathly serious.
And I bet that mother only ever got as far as high-school.
The judge summed that one up fairly I like the Judge Rat ....LOL
Beware "Judge Rat"...
Groan! The cartoonist is wearing the hat in the final panel.
Who is friendly kitty?
Generally a good idea.
A nod to our lefty friends!
His puns are sooo bad!
-----
-----
Last edited:
B
Bert Blitzkrieg
Guest
They were all from women? :cheers:
Nope one staff member was a bloke. I sadly had to to decline as I don't swing that way and then he realised neither did he.
He always was a bit of a joker/funny bastard.
Not so far from the truth...
B
Bert Blitzkrieg
Guest
Depending on who's version (i.e. experience) of the truth...
Actually, given I live near Napa Valley the wife and I love to stay at B&B's when we take a wine trip. It can be a little awkward at times though. Occasionally I've had to weigh whether or not I wanted to face strangers (with my hangover) at breakfast or just drag my a** home without.
Reminds me of my brothers wedding where I was his best man. I was warned by his wife if we went out the night before we were to have a couple of drinks... needless to say we both got blindingly drunk. I was staying at his wifes cousins house who were a god fearing family and they gave me a key to let myself in. Needless to say I did that... bounced of a few walls and found myself my bed. During the night the room started spinning and I knew I was gonna chuck up so I ran to the bedroom window.... pushed myself through the Venetian blinds and did a tremendous spew all over their patio. I then burped and crawled back into bed.
I awoke a few hours later feeling fine with someone shouting me down for breakfast... happy days I thought... then the realisation of what I had done had hit me... I looked across at the mangled Venetian blinds, hand prints on the window and could only imagine the devastation that lay in the yard below... uh oh.
I straightened the blinds out... wiped of the sweaty hand prints either side of the window with a sock and went down to face the music.
The sun was shining and the head of the household was standing in the garden... noooooo... I thought to myself as I gingerly edged into the kitchen. My brothers wifes Uncle came in and the first thing he said was.... what a beautiful day for the wedding... after that downpour during the night I thought it was gonna be a wipe out... looking past him my pavement pizza was nowhere to be seen. The rain had completely wiped any trace of it..... talk about a close call.. LOL
I awoke a few hours later feeling fine with someone shouting me down for breakfast... happy days I thought... then the realisation of what I had done had hit me... I looked across at the mangled Venetian blinds, hand prints on the window and could only imagine the devastation that lay in the yard below... uh oh.
I straightened the blinds out... wiped of the sweaty hand prints either side of the window with a sock and went down to face the music.
The sun was shining and the head of the household was standing in the garden... noooooo... I thought to myself as I gingerly edged into the kitchen. My brothers wifes Uncle came in and the first thing he said was.... what a beautiful day for the wedding... after that downpour during the night I thought it was gonna be a wipe out... looking past him my pavement pizza was nowhere to be seen. The rain had completely wiped any trace of it..... talk about a close call.. LOL
Ok. Now that story is a snot rocket.
My version of that would probably have a different ending.